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The “Fake news!" argument I’m smelling the “Red Herring” fallacy Put your fingers in your ears And shout “LALALA, I can’t hear you!” Does the falling tree make a sound? Yes. Does **** smell? Yes. Even from bears, in the woods? Yes. And from the Pope? Maybe; On a long hike, with no other option available “Fake news” is a majestic confabulation! And a mind-numbing conundrum A Chinese finger-puzzle Hideously, incredibly strategic; but Sorry folks: Not true.
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Jan 9, 2019
Jan 9, 2019 at 4:11 PM UTC
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The “Fake news!" argument I’m smelling the “Red Herring” fallacy Put your fingers in your ears And shout “LALALA, I can’t hear you!” Does the falling tree make a sound? Yes. Does **** smell? Yes. Even from bears, in the woods? Yes. And from the Pope? Maybe; On a long hike, with no other option available “Fake news” is a majestic confabulation! And a mind-numbing conundrum A Chinese finger-puzzle Hideously, incredibly strategic; but Sorry folks: Not true.
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Jan 9, 2019
Jan 9, 2019 at 4:11 PM UTC
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