Bless me Padre for I have sinned
My last confession was 3 poems ago
Padre, I watch **** food ****
Lamb shank in a garlic fennel sauce
Pig parts unknown wrapped in bacon
Tri-tip and tripe marinated in marrow
Padre, I eat my veggies
(caramelized broccoli florets in a Béarnaise sauce)
But **** that man Bourdain!
Again and again and again!
I find myself drawn to pork stewing
In decadent assorted sweet-meats
Padre, I need a chlorophyll cleanse
Please accept my humble supplication…
What? Three kale martinis and one cauliflower?
I repent! Let the cleanse begin!
Jan 2, 2019
Jan 2, 2019 at 11:02 AM UTC
Bless me Padre for I have sinned
My last confession was 3 poems ago
Padre, I watch **** food ****
Lamb shank in a garlic fennel sauce
Pig parts unknown wrapped in bacon
Tri-tip and tripe marinated in marrow
Padre, I eat my veggies
(caramelized broccoli florets in a Béarnaise sauce)
But **** that man Bourdain!
Again and again and again!
I find myself drawn to pork stewing
In decadent assorted sweet-meats
Padre, I need a chlorophyll cleanse
Please accept my humble supplication…
What? Three kale martinis and one cauliflower?
I repent! Let the cleanse begin!
