His feet in the snow
on roofs unmaintained
not fat, and not slow
the deer have been reined
Down the flue that's unclean
he'll shimmy and shake
someone no-ones seen
all gives and no takes
His insurance bill
is high as all hell
the upkeep of elves
you know he knows well
His lawyer exclaims
every year at this time
"you're bound to get caught
as a break in's
a crime"
Dec 3, 2018
Dec 3, 2018 at 8:21 AM UTC
His feet in the snow
on roofs unmaintained
not fat, and not slow
the deer have been reined
Down the flue that's unclean
he'll shimmy and shake
someone no-ones seen
all gives and no takes
His insurance bill
is high as all hell
the upkeep of elves
you know he knows well
His lawyer exclaims
every year at this time
"you're bound to get caught
as a break in's
a crime"
