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According to A: There’s no way I can be straight because I’ve dated a girl. According to B: I’m way too straight to ever be in to girls. According to C: That one girl I dated was just a phase. According to D: It was just “experimentation” or “curiosity” totally natural. According to E: I’m the token straight. According to F: I’m to pretty to be into girls. According to G: I don’t even look like I could be gay. According to H: I’m just saying I’m not straight for attention. According to I: My feelings don’t mean anything. According to J: OBVIOUSLY I’m bisexual, why don’t I understand? According to K: I’m just easy. According to L: I’m only pretending to be into girls for male attention. According to M(e): …. What about according to me? clearly everyone else’s opinions are the only ones that matter when it comes to my ****** preferences
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Nov 5, 2018
Nov 5, 2018 at 1:19 AM UTC
What am I? Gay? Straight? Bisexual?
According to A: There’s no way I can be straight because I’ve dated a girl. According to B: I’m way too straight to ever be in to girls. According to C: That one girl I dated was just a phase. According to D: It was just “experimentation” or “curiosity” totally natural. According to E: I’m the token straight. According to F: I’m to pretty to be into girls. According to G: I don’t even look like I could be gay. According to H: I’m just saying I’m not straight for attention. According to I: My feelings don’t mean anything. According to J: OBVIOUSLY I’m bisexual, why don’t I understand? According to K: I’m just easy. According to L: I’m only pretending to be into girls for male attention. According to M(e): …. What about according to me? clearly everyone else’s opinions are the only ones that matter when it comes to my ****** preferences
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Lost in the Magic
Nov 5, 2018
Nov 5, 2018 at 1:19 AM UTC
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