1. Hi, my name is James ( I know that sounds like a start to a really bad dating profile but bear with me )
2. I have lived in New York my whole life, I am afraid that if I don't leave the state for college then I will never leave
3. I'm scared that I might be lactose intolerant
4. I really love the cold
5. If music did not exist then I probably wouldn't be alive today
6. Whenever I am alone I will belt out any song that I know at the top of my lungs
7. I really like to play solitaire... Online
8. I am a Russian/German Jew and when I tell people that their reactions range from "cool" to "How the **** did that happen?"
9. I have a lot of opinions
10. The movie with the best soundtrack is Guardians of The Galaxy 2
11. The TV show with the best soundtrack is Grey's Anatomy
12. When I have a panic attack I will count all the green things possible or recite song lyrics or name as many Gilmore Girls characters as I can
13. My biggest fear is never dying I used to wish I was dead, came very close to fulfilling my desire but I'm glad I didn't because in the last few months I have met the best people ever
14. I quote John Mulaney a lot
15. I plan birthday gifts months in advance because I expect to still have someone to give that gift to I have throw out so many gifts
16. I get addicted to things really quickly and really easy, things like music, tv show plots, the fact the Mattress Firm is definitely a front for money laundering drug traffickers, also books, toxic people, and drugs
That's the last one tends to shock people
17. I own 34 postcards, I had about 200 pins now only 17, I have a lot of funko pops maybe 70 all stacked on a shelf like a really impressive game for Jenga, I own too many keychains and way too many stuffed animals
18. My best friend was produced by GC2B
19. I used to participate in GLSEN Day of Silence all day every day
20. The words scarred and scared mean the same thing to me they overlap in my head and on my body
My scares tell my stories My tool of choice is not a blade or flame but my nails.
I have my anxieties stuck under my fingertips
21. In my last therapy session, I mentioned the fact that my father lives like a ninja turtle This made my therapist laugh like really hard
22. Sometimes I think maybe I could be a stand-up comedian but no one would like me because all my jokes would be self-deprecating and I would be on the verge of tears the whole time
23. When I was younger I was told nobody likes sad people so don't be sad
24. When I was younger I was told a lot of ********
25. I'm still learning new things about me, I'm still learning how to love me, I am nowhere close to complete, I am still growing from experiences and that is okay
Thank you for learning something about me
(Please give critiques)
Oct 1, 2018
Oct 1, 2018 at 9:42 PM UTC
1. Hi, my name is James ( I know that sounds like a start to a really bad dating profile but bear with me )
2. I have lived in New York my whole life, I am afraid that if I don't leave the state for college then I will never leave
3. I'm scared that I might be lactose intolerant
4. I really love the cold
5. If music did not exist then I probably wouldn't be alive today
6. Whenever I am alone I will belt out any song that I know at the top of my lungs
7. I really like to play solitaire... Online
8. I am a Russian/German Jew and when I tell people that their reactions range from "cool" to "How the **** did that happen?"
9. I have a lot of opinions
10. The movie with the best soundtrack is Guardians of The Galaxy 2
11. The TV show with the best soundtrack is Grey's Anatomy
12. When I have a panic attack I will count all the green things possible or recite song lyrics or name as many Gilmore Girls characters as I can
13. My biggest fear is never dying I used to wish I was dead, came very close to fulfilling my desire but I'm glad I didn't because in the last few months I have met the best people ever
14. I quote John Mulaney a lot
15. I plan birthday gifts months in advance because I expect to still have someone to give that gift to I have throw out so many gifts
16. I get addicted to things really quickly and really easy, things like music, tv show plots, the fact the Mattress Firm is definitely a front for money laundering drug traffickers, also books, toxic people, and drugs
That's the last one tends to shock people
17. I own 34 postcards, I had about 200 pins now only 17, I have a lot of funko pops maybe 70 all stacked on a shelf like a really impressive game for Jenga, I own too many keychains and way too many stuffed animals
18. My best friend was produced by GC2B
19. I used to participate in GLSEN Day of Silence all day every day
20. The words scarred and scared mean the same thing to me they overlap in my head and on my body
My scares tell my stories My tool of choice is not a blade or flame but my nails.
I have my anxieties stuck under my fingertips
21. In my last therapy session, I mentioned the fact that my father lives like a ninja turtle This made my therapist laugh like really hard
22. Sometimes I think maybe I could be a stand-up comedian but no one would like me because all my jokes would be self-deprecating and I would be on the verge of tears the whole time
23. When I was younger I was told nobody likes sad people so don't be sad
24. When I was younger I was told a lot of ********
25. I'm still learning new things about me, I'm still learning how to love me, I am nowhere close to complete, I am still growing from experiences and that is okay
Thank you for learning something about me
(Please give critiques)
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