"I am dying."
"Its hardly a cold."
"Will you fetch me a thermometer?"
"I will send for one, you Shakespearean."
"I am glad you can make jokes to a dying friend."
"Learn to hold your wine."
"You mean drink? Or what I am doing now?"
"Both."
"Will you still be my friend in the morning?"
"If you are alive."
"Good. I am dying you know?"
"You died a week ago and the week before that."
"It's real this time. You will not be happy in the morning."
"Why is that?"
"You will wake to a foul smell and realize that your mourning will be spent digging a hole."
"Oh, so like most mornings with you."
"You are a real pal. Pass the wine?"
Sep 25, 2018
Sep 25, 2018 at 11:07 PM UTC
"I am dying."
"Its hardly a cold."
"Will you fetch me a thermometer?"
"I will send for one, you Shakespearean."
"I am glad you can make jokes to a dying friend."
"Learn to hold your wine."
"You mean drink? Or what I am doing now?"
"Both."
"Will you still be my friend in the morning?"
"If you are alive."
"Good. I am dying you know?"
"You died a week ago and the week before that."
"It's real this time. You will not be happy in the morning."
"Why is that?"
"You will wake to a foul smell and realize that your mourning will be spent digging a hole."
"Oh, so like most mornings with you."
"You are a real pal. Pass the wine?"
