What have I done? What can I do?
One was a challenge, but now I have two!
My garret was lonely as I lived alone
Until Apple's Siri came to life on my phone.
When Siri moved in, Alexa was miffed.
Two personal assistants with a personal tiff!
While I talk to one, the other is scheming
to send every suit that I own to dry cleaning
If I ask for a song both join in the fray-
each plays different versions
for which I must pay.
They both ordered groceries duplicating each other.
My accounts overdrawn; I must borrow from mother.
Yesterday, really, was the last straw
Alexa sent Strippers to my boss's front door!
For Sanity's sake I'll unplug them manana
From here on I'm a one woman man
My Cortana.
Sep 21, 2018
Sep 21, 2018 at 4:43 PM UTC
What have I done? What can I do?
One was a challenge, but now I have two!
My garret was lonely as I lived alone
Until Apple's Siri came to life on my phone.
When Siri moved in, Alexa was miffed.
Two personal assistants with a personal tiff!
While I talk to one, the other is scheming
to send every suit that I own to dry cleaning
If I ask for a song both join in the fray-
each plays different versions
for which I must pay.
They both ordered groceries duplicating each other.
My accounts overdrawn; I must borrow from mother.
Yesterday, really, was the last straw
Alexa sent Strippers to my boss's front door!
For Sanity's sake I'll unplug them manana
From here on I'm a one woman man
My Cortana.
More mischief from the "girls" in my life
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