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People ask me why I always write disgusting sexually explicit poetry well the truth is after being carted off to the ****** bin repeatedly for fertilizing eggs at the supermarket i realized my true calling was to scream out fuzzy wuzzy in public as i  fertilized everything insight i guess i just have an egg fetish and like babies i decided to learn everything i could about the subject so for those who may read my stuff and find it's flavor not to their taste like my new poetic extravaganza yet to be published " if aint painal it aint **** please forgive and understand this is simply the thing I know the most about and feel obsessively compelled to share it through my poetry yes you guessed it i'm one of the worlds leading sexperts and hold a   PHD from Copulation University in  INTERNATIONAL CLITERATURE after years of in depth hands on research courses in clitanomics, clitologic social and clitural humanities the great take away is this "shove it where you love it"
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Sep 13, 2018
Sep 13, 2018 at 3:14 PM UTC
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People ask me why I always write disgusting sexually explicit poetry well the truth is after being carted off to the ****** bin repeatedly for fertilizing eggs at the supermarket i realized my true calling was to scream out fuzzy wuzzy in public as i  fertilized everything insight i guess i just have an egg fetish and like babies i decided to learn everything i could about the subject so for those who may read my stuff and find it's flavor not to their taste like my new poetic extravaganza yet to be published " if aint painal it aint **** please forgive and understand this is simply the thing I know the most about and feel obsessively compelled to share it through my poetry yes you guessed it i'm one of the worlds leading sexperts and hold a   PHD from Copulation University in  INTERNATIONAL CLITERATURE after years of in depth hands on research courses in clitanomics, clitologic social and clitural humanities the great take away is this "shove it where you love it"
livin the dream
zebrablack
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Sep 13, 2018
Sep 13, 2018 at 3:14 PM UTC
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