my landlord he dont care his houses are disgrace
the one he rents to me has damp in every place
he wont do repairs tho he says he will
he his full of promise repairs need doing still
then he sends his cowboys who turn up on a horse
he just takes the rent showing no remorse
they make the problem worse than they were before
collects rent every month counts it at the door
all the roofs are leaking gutters not fixed right
wont get the problems fixed he his far to tight
dosent care at all the money coming in
rather live outside in a wheelie bin
got the landlord blues he just dosent care
gonna paint the wheelie moving into there
where there is no damp and its landlord free
in my plastic house home sweet home to me
(use this as chorus)
no more cowboy builders who havent got a clue
how to do repairs dont know what to do
no more monthly rent from a landlord thats
from hell in my wheelie bin from now on i will dwell
Sep 11, 2018
Sep 11, 2018 at 10:50 AM UTC
my landlord he dont care his houses are disgrace
the one he rents to me has damp in every place
he wont do repairs tho he says he will
he his full of promise repairs need doing still
then he sends his cowboys who turn up on a horse
he just takes the rent showing no remorse
they make the problem worse than they were before
collects rent every month counts it at the door
all the roofs are leaking gutters not fixed right
wont get the problems fixed he his far to tight
dosent care at all the money coming in
rather live outside in a wheelie bin
got the landlord blues he just dosent care
gonna paint the wheelie moving into there
where there is no damp and its landlord free
in my plastic house home sweet home to me
(use this as chorus)
no more cowboy builders who havent got a clue
how to do repairs dont know what to do
no more monthly rent from a landlord thats
from hell in my wheelie bin from now on i will dwell
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