Please abstain from the abuse of alliteration, *******
I will not stand for this silly slaughter of semantics.
Rules are recorded to retain responsible reactions to ridicule,
and it's infinitely irritating to innocent intellects.
Alliteration always annoys any and all astute attendees.
books should be blessed by benevolent bars
of velvet, virginal, valiant variation.
Not repugnant, retched, reconstituted repetition.
Always avoid any attempt at alliteration.
Sep 7, 2018
Sep 7, 2018 at 11:00 PM UTC
Please abstain from the abuse of alliteration, *******
I will not stand for this silly slaughter of semantics.
Rules are recorded to retain responsible reactions to ridicule,
and it's infinitely irritating to innocent intellects.
Alliteration always annoys any and all astute attendees.
books should be blessed by benevolent bars
of velvet, virginal, valiant variation.
Not repugnant, retched, reconstituted repetition.
Always avoid any attempt at alliteration.
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