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How wonderful to live in Freeport, Maine Where beautiful women and handsome men In youth eternal rock their five-bar boots And flannel shirts in happy, snowy scenes Where laughter echoes through those forest glades Forever free of electrical lines Skunks burrowing under the cabin floor And neighbors’ overflowing septic tanks Oh, what a dreamy life for you and me In Freeport, Zip Code 04033! (Just having a little fun; everything I’ve bought from L.L. Bean’s catalogue is wonderful!  I’d love to live in the perfect New England scenes depicted in the catalogue. If you squint your eyes carefully you can see Bob Newhart’s inn on page…)
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Sep 5, 2018
Sep 5, 2018 at 3:53 PM UTC
The Land of L. L. Bean and Bob Newhart
How wonderful to live in Freeport, Maine Where beautiful women and handsome men In youth eternal rock their five-bar boots And flannel shirts in happy, snowy scenes Where laughter echoes through those forest glades Forever free of electrical lines Skunks burrowing under the cabin floor And neighbors’ overflowing septic tanks Oh, what a dreamy life for you and me In Freeport, Zip Code 04033! (Just having a little fun; everything I’ve bought from L.L. Bean’s catalogue is wonderful!  I’d love to live in the perfect New England scenes depicted in the catalogue. If you squint your eyes carefully you can see Bob Newhart’s inn on page…)
Your ‘umble scrivener’s site is: Reactionarydrivel.blogspot.com. It’s not at all reactionary, tho’ it might be drivel.
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Sep 5, 2018
Sep 5, 2018 at 3:53 PM UTC
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