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Email please stop You're endangering my sanity BING YOU GOT MAIL Oh, thank you... I mean, no! I will not be phased! BING YOU GOT MAIL Oh, hellopoetry! I do love that site. BING YOU GOT MAIL Someone liked my poem? How kind of them! BING YOU GOT MAIL Well, if I must, I can give a few Seconds Minutes Hours BING YOU GOT MAIL Ok, you got me... that's enough BING YOU GOT MAIL Email, what the **** BING YOU GOT MAIL That's... I've seen that before BING YOU GOT MAIL Email, that's not even correct grammar Well, it's poor grammar In the very least BING-BING-BING-BING YOU GOT MAIL I can't stand this anymore. It's time to pull the plug. Hide beneath the rug I'm coming for you, You ***** rotten *****
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Nov 30, 2012
Nov 30, 2012 at 10:02 PM UTC
I'm tired of the ringing
Email please stop You're endangering my sanity BING YOU GOT MAIL Oh, thank you... I mean, no! I will not be phased! BING YOU GOT MAIL Oh, hellopoetry! I do love that site. BING YOU GOT MAIL Someone liked my poem? How kind of them! BING YOU GOT MAIL Well, if I must, I can give a few Seconds Minutes Hours BING YOU GOT MAIL Ok, you got me... that's enough BING YOU GOT MAIL Email, what the **** BING YOU GOT MAIL That's... I've seen that before BING YOU GOT MAIL Email, that's not even correct grammar Well, it's poor grammar In the very least BING-BING-BING-BING YOU GOT MAIL I can't stand this anymore. It's time to pull the plug. Hide beneath the rug I'm coming for you, You ***** rotten *****
While it may not be my best work, it's certainly pertinent. I can check my email about ever 5 minutes to find 14 new emails... it's disgusting.
m-clement
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Nov 30, 2012
Nov 30, 2012 at 10:02 PM UTC
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