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Venus Ramey Murphy,         (September 26, 1924 – June 17, 2017) American beauty pageant contestant & activist;  Venus won the Miss America competition in Atlantic City, New Jersey  |      |      |      |                            on September 9, 1944; Born in Ashland, Kentucky, Venus left Kentucky to work for the war effort in Washington, DC, & there won the Miss District of Columbia pageant, & then onto      Miss America in 1944;                                     Venus Ramey was the first Miss America to be photographed in color &    the first red-haired to win the title I started listening to AM Christian radio b/c it's funny; but on one side of the dial is Rush Limbaugh & on the other is Pravda in Russian; a little further up the dial, I can hear the latest on the record number of undocumented transgenders running for public office; I never thought I'd miss dumb blondes & ****** but happily married gay couples are the reason a bloviating ignoramus like Limbaugh is on the radio in the first place;                              |                                                                                [I'm not the sort to gawk at penises,   but even that would be a marked improvement over watching Rush Limbaugh] | [I don't watch Christian TV  b/c it's too calculatedly stupid, as if anyone still believed in backwoods hucksterism] or the visible, risible conundrum of an over-the-hill beauty queen;   what does one do after being crowned one of the most beautiful women on earth; Jesus, **** or homosexuality [        ]
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Aug 21, 2018
Aug 21, 2018 at 3:38 PM UTC
Miss America 1944
Venus Ramey Murphy,         (September 26, 1924 – June 17, 2017) American beauty pageant contestant & activist;  Venus won the Miss America competition in Atlantic City, New Jersey  |      |      |      |                            on September 9, 1944; Born in Ashland, Kentucky, Venus left Kentucky to work for the war effort in Washington, DC, & there won the Miss District of Columbia pageant, & then onto      Miss America in 1944;                                     Venus Ramey was the first Miss America to be photographed in color &    the first red-haired to win the title I started listening to AM Christian radio b/c it's funny; but on one side of the dial is Rush Limbaugh & on the other is Pravda in Russian; a little further up the dial, I can hear the latest on the record number of undocumented transgenders running for public office; I never thought I'd miss dumb blondes & ****** but happily married gay couples are the reason a bloviating ignoramus like Limbaugh is on the radio in the first place;                              |                                                                                [I'm not the sort to gawk at penises,   but even that would be a marked improvement over watching Rush Limbaugh] | [I don't watch Christian TV  b/c it's too calculatedly stupid, as if anyone still believed in backwoods hucksterism] or the visible, risible conundrum of an over-the-hill beauty queen;   what does one do after being crowned one of the most beautiful women on earth; Jesus, **** or homosexuality [        ]
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Aug 21, 2018
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