frustrated w/ the formulaic script,
& setting out to make his ideal film;
the biblical sci-fi epic [Sons of Thunder]; [ ]
starring the unnamed actress & an
unknown; upon hearing this, Eli
booked a direct flight to Abu Dhabi
where he holed up w/ an ex-pat
Russian ****** until interior shooting was done;
it didn't take long; Igor burned the Hollywood
crafted script & told the suit he'd lost it
when he was chased by a bull, or a dog;
or a dog the size of a bull; Mastiff?
By that much, said Igor: Ivan burst in
w/ the new script, ink still wet on the pages;
we've still got attachments - we can't just leave a bunch of
movie stars standing around doing nothing -
Yest' bol'shiye chasti dlya vsekh! Ivan hollered;
[what'd he say? asked the suit]; he says we will
only cast actors w/ big parts;
| [that's sort of ur trademark, isn't it - -] |
da, said Igor the director, his conversations
already being scripted
for tabloid consumption - -
Aug 19, 2018
Aug 19, 2018 at 4:07 PM UTC
frustrated w/ the formulaic script,
& setting out to make his ideal film;
the biblical sci-fi epic [Sons of Thunder]; [ ]
starring the unnamed actress & an
unknown; upon hearing this, Eli
booked a direct flight to Abu Dhabi
where he holed up w/ an ex-pat
Russian ****** until interior shooting was done;
it didn't take long; Igor burned the Hollywood
crafted script & told the suit he'd lost it
when he was chased by a bull, or a dog;
or a dog the size of a bull; Mastiff?
By that much, said Igor: Ivan burst in
w/ the new script, ink still wet on the pages;
we've still got attachments - we can't just leave a bunch of
movie stars standing around doing nothing -
Yest' bol'shiye chasti dlya vsekh! Ivan hollered;
[what'd he say? asked the suit]; he says we will
only cast actors w/ big parts;
| [that's sort of ur trademark, isn't it - -] |
da, said Igor the director, his conversations
already being scripted
for tabloid consumption - -
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