Sweating bullets in TJ
a Hot August Eve
want the filet but can't even
pay a burrito on the street.
Pop into a club
to quench the thirst,
then lose all my cash....
the corner casino,
ouch that hurt.
My brother smells tacos
I say sure swell then
up four flights
to a ****** hotel.
Rooms by the hour,
I just want a shower,
it's God **** hot as hell.
What should take one
turns into 4 hours
playing the waiting game.
Handed her green,
she left the scene,
came back with,
a quarter of the order.
Pack up our **** lickety-split
it's time to cross the border.
Long and slow we wind
our way through,
no passport, no birth certificate and now at the booth.
He's on a watchlist
the feds know me
where you headed tonight?
the uniform speaks.
Secondary sir
I'm used to it see.
Scolded for lack of papers
told they'll detain us next time
we're tagged and processed then he points to a line
Run through the scanner
& told to get out by
a badge on a boy
just outta the scouts
He scans us briefly
looks quickly inside....
then he says free to go,
Have a safe ride
Little did they know
of the contraband inside....
25 tamales
in a bag untied.
Aug 15, 2018
Aug 15, 2018 at 9:55 PM UTC
Sweating bullets in TJ
a Hot August Eve
want the filet but can't even
pay a burrito on the street.
Pop into a club
to quench the thirst,
then lose all my cash....
the corner casino,
ouch that hurt.
My brother smells tacos
I say sure swell then
up four flights
to a ****** hotel.
Rooms by the hour,
I just want a shower,
it's God **** hot as hell.
What should take one
turns into 4 hours
playing the waiting game.
Handed her green,
she left the scene,
came back with,
a quarter of the order.
Pack up our **** lickety-split
it's time to cross the border.
Long and slow we wind
our way through,
no passport, no birth certificate and now at the booth.
He's on a watchlist
the feds know me
where you headed tonight?
the uniform speaks.
Secondary sir
I'm used to it see.
Scolded for lack of papers
told they'll detain us next time
we're tagged and processed then he points to a line
Run through the scanner
& told to get out by
a badge on a boy
just outta the scouts
He scans us briefly
looks quickly inside....
then he says free to go,
Have a safe ride
Little did they know
of the contraband inside....
25 tamales
in a bag untied.
Tamale deals in Mexico....so which is it (the contraband that is)? The tamales or what's inside the tamales? Hahahaha...I'll never tell.
