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Plusnet I hate you You’re customer service is dire You just tell me lies I want to set you on fire I’m no arsonist But it’s been nearly a month And still no flaming WiFi Now I’ve really got the **** And I know all about humps As I was recently on a camel And through that I’ve learned to hiss and spit And p**s like these unruly mammals I’ve conquered sand dunes On the back of these beasts And shall take you down too If you persist giving me beef Should’ve been last week Now it’s going to be next Stop moving the goal posts! Can’t you see how I’m vexed?! You say there’s a fault On my line That YOU disconnected Then CHARGED me a fine! You won’t refund me Until it’s all been fixed But fix it you can’t You complete and utter ***** I’ve spoken to OFFCOM About my complaint And drafted a letter That clearly states What berk’s you are What incompetent buffoons! To allow me to be slammed Then rub salt into my wounds! By making me pay For the service I haven’t got It’s laughable really But I kid you not So the saga continues: I’m disconnected still Hope you enjoyed the sequel But to live I’m losing the will
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Aug 9, 2018
Aug 9, 2018 at 5:19 PM UTC
PlusNOT!
Plusnet I hate you You’re customer service is dire You just tell me lies I want to set you on fire I’m no arsonist But it’s been nearly a month And still no flaming WiFi Now I’ve really got the **** And I know all about humps As I was recently on a camel And through that I’ve learned to hiss and spit And p**s like these unruly mammals I’ve conquered sand dunes On the back of these beasts And shall take you down too If you persist giving me beef Should’ve been last week Now it’s going to be next Stop moving the goal posts! Can’t you see how I’m vexed?! You say there’s a fault On my line That YOU disconnected Then CHARGED me a fine! You won’t refund me Until it’s all been fixed But fix it you can’t You complete and utter ***** I’ve spoken to OFFCOM About my complaint And drafted a letter That clearly states What berk’s you are What incompetent buffoons! To allow me to be slammed Then rub salt into my wounds! By making me pay For the service I haven’t got It’s laughable really But I kid you not So the saga continues: I’m disconnected still Hope you enjoyed the sequel But to live I’m losing the will
#plusnet#internet#slammed
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43/F/London
Aug 9, 2018
Aug 9, 2018 at 5:19 PM UTC
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