Move!
I have to *** now
and ***** my way!

TemporalFugue

Expeditious and urgent (10w)

Hehehe!
I pee outside
With the dogs
They're only in the way
When I'm leaving a log!!!

Calm down!
Don&#8217;t rush me!
I was here before you did
So wait for your turn
The pipes are clogged
The water won&#8217;t run

Lol

Hurry back and remember the minty cakes are not dessert

My childhood home had one upstairs bathroom, 3 females. We'd start screaming,"Emergency! Before we hit the stairs, lol!

OR there's a line!

There should be an 'Old guy's urinal reserved for us in EVERY public bathroom, like a handicapped paring space!