Crazy Cat Lady? Uh-uh!
I'm the Crazy Cat!
Come to mama, sweetie
let's have a little chat
need to get a few things straight
need to set some bounds
don't you worry 'bout my weight
I could use a few more pounds
so feed me several times a day
cream, cheese and tuna fish
beef pate and chicken stew
in stemmed fancy crystal dish
my bed is not nearly soft enough
it feels just like a Brillo
so I'll just have your bed
but I'll need a fluffier pillow
my collar, it has no pizzazz
it's such a drab old thing
I require one with jewels
my beauty demands some bling
if you agree to all these needs
I just might stick around
if not, well check these teeth and claws...
oh yes, I also want a diamond crown
Jun 11, 2018
Jun 11, 2018 at 10:32 PM UTC
Crazy Cat Lady? Uh-uh!
I'm the Crazy Cat!
Come to mama, sweetie
let's have a little chat
need to get a few things straight
need to set some bounds
don't you worry 'bout my weight
I could use a few more pounds
so feed me several times a day
cream, cheese and tuna fish
beef pate and chicken stew
in stemmed fancy crystal dish
my bed is not nearly soft enough
it feels just like a Brillo
so I'll just have your bed
but I'll need a fluffier pillow
my collar, it has no pizzazz
it's such a drab old thing
I require one with jewels
my beauty demands some bling
if you agree to all these needs
I just might stick around
if not, well check these teeth and claws...
oh yes, I also want a diamond crown
