She said her name was Janet
she was from another planet
so I asked her which one
she pointed past the sun.
I asked her if she missed it
she said she often visits
when she lays down for her dreams
she travels on moonbeams.
I couldn't help but be enamoured
she spoke whilst I stammered
but somehow I gained some courage
and with a sudden flourish
I leaned in for a kiss
but little did I know was this.
That kissing was procreation
I felt this strange sensation
it was a lot of fun
but now we have a son.
We decided to call him Mars
because whenever he would ask
daddy where I'm from
I would point past the sun.
Jun 2, 2018
Jun 2, 2018 at 5:41 PM UTC
She said her name was Janet
she was from another planet
so I asked her which one
she pointed past the sun.
I asked her if she missed it
she said she often visits
when she lays down for her dreams
she travels on moonbeams.
I couldn't help but be enamoured
she spoke whilst I stammered
but somehow I gained some courage
and with a sudden flourish
I leaned in for a kiss
but little did I know was this.
That kissing was procreation
I felt this strange sensation
it was a lot of fun
but now we have a son.
We decided to call him Mars
because whenever he would ask
daddy where I'm from
I would point past the sun.
Written to the tune of Up in the Junction by Squeeze which was in my head when I woke up however I could not remember the lyrics so I wrote my own.
