my girlfriend said she was putting me on a diet,
no more sugar she said,
well one day she was at work
i was dog sitting while she worked
i got so hungry for some candy
loaded up the dog and went to the store
yeap,i bought a whole bag of candy
went home and i was in hog heaven
watching the game eating candy
well time for her to get home so i hid the candy
she came in and sit beside me,have you been eating candy
hell no honey i'm on a diet
well a few minutes later that **** dog
came into the living room carrying that bag of candy
she screamed out i knew you was eating candy
i jumped up and said
**** that's the smartest dog i have ever seen the **** thing went to the store and bought a bag of candy
she looked back at me
and asked whos credit card the dog used,,,hers
May 3, 2018
May 3, 2018 at 9:34 PM UTC
my girlfriend said she was putting me on a diet,
no more sugar she said,
well one day she was at work
i was dog sitting while she worked
i got so hungry for some candy
loaded up the dog and went to the store
yeap,i bought a whole bag of candy
went home and i was in hog heaven
watching the game eating candy
well time for her to get home so i hid the candy
she came in and sit beside me,have you been eating candy
hell no honey i'm on a diet
well a few minutes later that **** dog
came into the living room carrying that bag of candy
she screamed out i knew you was eating candy
i jumped up and said
**** that's the smartest dog i have ever seen the **** thing went to the store and bought a bag of candy
she looked back at me
and asked whos credit card the dog used,,,hers
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