***** Back Up!
(Poem by Serenus)
***** back up off of me
Give me room to breathe
You are invading my personal space
I don’t even have room to sneeze
Literally!
Right now if I sneezed
The snot would bounce off of you
And plop on to me
Mixing your germs and my germs
It would create a new disease
Annoyingitis would be its name
And I’d be its only victim
Being annoyed to death
Would be its only symptom
Stop asking dumb *** questions
I don’t care- do you understand?
Please stop clinging on to me
There is no chance
Of me being your man!
I’m not sure if you like me-
Or is being and attention *****
A part of your personality?
But either way-
I don’t find it appealing
-Excuse the brutality
I don’t mean to be a ****
And I don’t mean to be mean
But ***** back up
And let me breathe!
Oct 22, 2012
Oct 22, 2012 at 1:34 AM UTC
***** Back Up!
(Poem by Serenus)
***** back up off of me
Give me room to breathe
You are invading my personal space
I don’t even have room to sneeze
Literally!
Right now if I sneezed
The snot would bounce off of you
And plop on to me
Mixing your germs and my germs
It would create a new disease
Annoyingitis would be its name
And I’d be its only victim
Being annoyed to death
Would be its only symptom
Stop asking dumb *** questions
I don’t care- do you understand?
Please stop clinging on to me
There is no chance
Of me being your man!
I’m not sure if you like me-
Or is being and attention *****
A part of your personality?
But either way-
I don’t find it appealing
-Excuse the brutality
I don’t mean to be a ****
And I don’t mean to be mean
But ***** back up
And let me breathe!
OK i don't make it a habit of calling women *******
-but i thought it was necessary for this type of poem
-plus its just how I'm feeling right now lol
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