For the CBC Anchormen’s Quintet
Take the keys (of C and G), call a cab
Take the ‘phone from the moaning baritone
Bury their sheet music beneath a slab
And chase from the bass the inverted cone
Hot coffee to purge demons a capella
With fervent prayers to our merciful Lord
Please save each and every harmonic fella
And free them from the ringing chord
Oh, call a priest, call a mom, call a cop
Because friends don’t let friends sing barbershop!
Apr 23, 2018
Apr 23, 2018 at 3:11 PM UTC
For the CBC Anchormen’s Quintet
Take the keys (of C and G), call a cab
Take the ‘phone from the moaning baritone
Bury their sheet music beneath a slab
And chase from the bass the inverted cone
Hot coffee to purge demons a capella
With fervent prayers to our merciful Lord
Please save each and every harmonic fella
And free them from the ringing chord
Oh, call a priest, call a mom, call a cop
Because friends don’t let friends sing barbershop!