His humour is sarcastic,
his belly is never full.
His life is filled with jokes,
his days are never dull.
He hates all the spiders
that are living in his house.
He doesn’t mind his friend,
a squeaky little mouse.
He always makes fun of the dog,
who doesn’t seem to have a brain,
and he despises “the world’s cutest kitten”
because he thinks it’s a real pain.
His owner is at his wit’s end,
he doesn’t know how to get
this big, fat, orange creature to
finally act like a real cat.
-
Because what cat eats lasagna
at every chance he has?
What cat has a teddy bear,
instead of on his arm a lass?
Oct 14, 2012
Oct 14, 2012 at 1:58 PM UTC
His humour is sarcastic,
his belly is never full.
His life is filled with jokes,
his days are never dull.
He hates all the spiders
that are living in his house.
He doesn’t mind his friend,
a squeaky little mouse.
He always makes fun of the dog,
who doesn’t seem to have a brain,
and he despises “the world’s cutest kitten”
because he thinks it’s a real pain.
His owner is at his wit’s end,
he doesn’t know how to get
this big, fat, orange creature to
finally act like a real cat.
-
Because what cat eats lasagna
at every chance he has?
What cat has a teddy bear,
instead of on his arm a lass?
© 2012
One of my favourite comics! (I know, the rhyme isn't perfect..)
2013 edit: added some typical stuff, finally, noted by DieingEmbers that it was missing.
