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His name brings to mind A besuited baboon And a **** poor excuse For a business tycoon Famous for firing Much more than he hires High-heels and boxes He often requires Cack handed on twitter As in real life If he could, he’d have taken Himself for a wife And it seems you can slander Whomever you choose When your name is an anagram Of **** Ragus” And if I were the tabloids I’d land a low blow He’s Polish and Russian By descent, don’t you know? But that would be nasty So I’ll leave it at that It’s not clever to smear You arrogant **** CS*
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Apr 5, 2018
Apr 5, 2018 at 3:57 PM UTC
Spun Sugar: An Ode to Alan
His name brings to mind A besuited baboon And a **** poor excuse For a business tycoon Famous for firing Much more than he hires High-heels and boxes He often requires Cack handed on twitter As in real life If he could, he’d have taken Himself for a wife And it seems you can slander Whomever you choose When your name is an anagram Of **** Ragus” And if I were the tabloids I’d land a low blow He’s Polish and Russian By descent, don’t you know? But that would be nasty So I’ll leave it at that It’s not clever to smear You arrogant **** CS*
ben-jones
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Apr 5, 2018
Apr 5, 2018 at 3:57 PM UTC
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