I am six inches taller than the average American male
In the summer I tan quite well
And with a few extra minutes in front of an ironing board and a mirror
I clean up nicely
So marry me now while I'm still desirable
I am good at cooking in fact I can make a safe assumption I'm better than you
I enjoy cleaning especially vacuuming
oh and I'm great with kids
Please marry me now while you're young enough for those things to still impress you
I will impress your parents
Your friends will ask how serious we are regularly
I will make you blush from the volume of compliments that you receive from me
So please marry me now while those are still things you want
Oct 9, 2012
Oct 9, 2012 at 3:42 AM UTC
I am six inches taller than the average American male
In the summer I tan quite well
And with a few extra minutes in front of an ironing board and a mirror
I clean up nicely
So marry me now while I'm still desirable
I am good at cooking in fact I can make a safe assumption I'm better than you
I enjoy cleaning especially vacuuming
oh and I'm great with kids
Please marry me now while you're young enough for those things to still impress you
I will impress your parents
Your friends will ask how serious we are regularly
I will make you blush from the volume of compliments that you receive from me
So please marry me now while those are still things you want
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