I anesthetized myself
with
fifteen pints of Olde English,
**** good health
I'm going down.
But coming round when
the pounding in my head
reminds me that
I can't be dead
is a drawback.
Yet
Olde English sounds so quaint,
believe me folks and yokels
it ain't,
the locals where I live
give
free stretchers for the
wretches
just like me.
Mar 22, 2018
Mar 22, 2018 at 5:50 PM UTC
I anesthetized myself
with
fifteen pints of Olde English,
**** good health
I'm going down.
But coming round when
the pounding in my head
reminds me that
I can't be dead
is a drawback.
Yet
Olde English sounds so quaint,
believe me folks and yokels
it ain't,
the locals where I live
give
free stretchers for the
wretches
just like me.
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