I have new pants
They’re a joy to behold
Such a perfect fit
And the colour had me sold
I braved the shops
Conversed with fake ladies
I hate it so much
I’d rather go to Hades
But the God of Shopping
Smiled down at my endeavour
Said have some lovely pants
I hope they last forever!
Mar 18, 2018
Mar 18, 2018 at 4:05 PM UTC
I have new pants
They’re a joy to behold
Such a perfect fit
And the colour had me sold
I braved the shops
Conversed with fake ladies
I hate it so much
I’d rather go to Hades
But the God of Shopping
Smiled down at my endeavour
Said have some lovely pants
I hope they last forever!
