There was an old guy from UK
his hair was balding and grey
he loved to waffle
it isn't unlawful
but he just couldn't get it to pay
There was a poet named Gregory
he had a really good memory
words were his game
but oh what a shame
it sent him straight into beggary
There was a poet named Mary
like the rhyme she was contrary
she liked to write poems
drinking from jeroboams
what she wrote came out rather scary
Mar 16, 2018
Mar 16, 2018 at 12:04 PM UTC
There was an old guy from UK
his hair was balding and grey
he loved to waffle
it isn't unlawful
but he just couldn't get it to pay
There was a poet named Gregory
he had a really good memory
words were his game
but oh what a shame
it sent him straight into beggary
There was a poet named Mary
like the rhyme she was contrary
she liked to write poems
drinking from jeroboams
what she wrote came out rather scary
