Whoever thought that kale was good
was on a dose of crack
flavor more like bitter wood
taste buds, under the attack
Marketing was key
selling us the notion
eating something more akin
too seaweed in the oceans
I'll apply a lot more dressing
in this unedible attempt
to get the kale down the hatch
despite all of my contempt
Mar 12, 2018
Mar 12, 2018 at 11:44 AM UTC
Whoever thought that kale was good
was on a dose of crack
flavor more like bitter wood
taste buds, under the attack
Marketing was key
selling us the notion
eating something more akin
too seaweed in the oceans
I'll apply a lot more dressing
in this unedible attempt
to get the kale down the hatch
despite all of my contempt
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