How to destroy your daughter in 14 easy steps
1
Give her a pretty good childhood
let her fall in love with playing outside
with running and exploring
2
let her fall in love, with a boy
let her see him everyday
let her text him every second
let her love his every movement
3
take him away
ban her from ever seeing him
talking to him
loving him
4
watch her cry--
and pretend it's not your fault
5
take away her outside
she might see him there
take away her exploring
she might find him there
take away her ability to run
she might run, into him
6
tell her ‘you were too young’
7
tell her ‘you were too naive’
8
tell her ‘he wasn't right’
9
tell me I'm old enough to date
10
tell me/ her* she's not allowed to date
11
Wait--
wait for her to fall apart so bad that she doesn't realize she is broken
Wait,
for 3 years
until she asks for therapy
12
pretend like you care
13
pretend like you don't know why this is all happening
14
it doesn't matter what you do next,
she's broken--
I'm broken.
Mar 6, 2018
Mar 6, 2018 at 6:17 PM UTC
How to destroy your daughter in 14 easy steps
1
Give her a pretty good childhood
let her fall in love with playing outside
with running and exploring
2
let her fall in love, with a boy
let her see him everyday
let her text him every second
let her love his every movement
3
take him away
ban her from ever seeing him
talking to him
loving him
4
watch her cry--
and pretend it's not your fault
5
take away her outside
she might see him there
take away her exploring
she might find him there
take away her ability to run
she might run, into him
6
tell her ‘you were too young’
7
tell her ‘you were too naive’
8
tell her ‘he wasn't right’
9
tell me I'm old enough to date
10
tell me/ her* she's not allowed to date
11
Wait--
wait for her to fall apart so bad that she doesn't realize she is broken
Wait,
for 3 years
until she asks for therapy
12
pretend like you care
13
pretend like you don't know why this is all happening
14
it doesn't matter what you do next,
she's broken--
I'm broken.
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