He said
_“You’re a bear.”_
I said
_“No, I’m a fish.
Two fish, actually
Swimming
in opposite directions
One tells me: Do it!
The other says: Oh no
you betta don’t!”_
He said
_“No. You’re a bear.”_
I said
_“No. Actually,
I’m a monkey.
A crazy, funny monkey
who can pick up stuff
with his toes
then wonder when
I’ll evolve
(Even my pops used to call
me his 'little monkey'.)”_
He said
_“Just face it.
YOU.
ARE.
A.
BEAR.”_
I said
_“I beg to differ,
I am a night owl
that stares at stars
or watches Friends
reruns in the wee hours
of the morning.
Ask me a question
I’ll show you how
wise I am.”_
He said
_“Do you know that
you are a bear?”_
I said
_“Nope. I’m a snake.
I have tremendous
sympathy for others,
great depth of perception
Am intense, passionate,
determined,
at times, headstrong.”_
He said
_“But, you are also a bear.
A hairy bear.”_
I said
_“Fine. I’m a bear.
Are you happy?
I’m grumpy, lumbering
& hate bees.
I’m hairy,
I hibernate.
I.
Am.
A. Bear.”_
(after a taste
of honey)
I said
_“And what are you
Hmmm…?”_
He said
_“I’m an otter.
hairy & cute
just like you
Now, give me your paw
Let’s go splash
around in the river.”_
Mar 2, 2018
Mar 2, 2018 at 7:30 AM UTC
He said
_“You’re a bear.”_
I said
_“No, I’m a fish.
Two fish, actually
Swimming
in opposite directions
One tells me: Do it!
The other says: Oh no
you betta don’t!”_
He said
_“No. You’re a bear.”_
I said
_“No. Actually,
I’m a monkey.
A crazy, funny monkey
who can pick up stuff
with his toes
then wonder when
I’ll evolve
(Even my pops used to call
me his 'little monkey'.)”_
He said
_“Just face it.
YOU.
ARE.
A.
BEAR.”_
I said
_“I beg to differ,
I am a night owl
that stares at stars
or watches Friends
reruns in the wee hours
of the morning.
Ask me a question
I’ll show you how
wise I am.”_
He said
_“Do you know that
you are a bear?”_
I said
_“Nope. I’m a snake.
I have tremendous
sympathy for others,
great depth of perception
Am intense, passionate,
determined,
at times, headstrong.”_
He said
_“But, you are also a bear.
A hairy bear.”_
I said
_“Fine. I’m a bear.
Are you happy?
I’m grumpy, lumbering
& hate bees.
I’m hairy,
I hibernate.
I.
Am.
A. Bear.”_
(after a taste
of honey)
I said
_“And what are you
Hmmm…?”_
He said
_“I’m an otter.
hairy & cute
just like you
Now, give me your paw
Let’s go splash
around in the river.”_
