and long since abandoned suitably
casual to figuratively hack
an itch to be scratched, cuz social security -
social anxiety did high jack -
qualification to received unearned income,
boot aye and da missus lack
financial plenti tude, and oft times
scrounging along the scrim edge line of life
doth make me postulate to sever ties
with the living courtesy of a big mack
truck, but that induces immediate revulsion,
since that modus operandi
would leave a messy track
thus, the follow ah share
as this good humor man
feigns bing out ta whack!
sum *** pull cull me a schmart ants
e'en though i lack an iPhone,
five, but take
a fox trot ting pooch cha cha chance
at let mooch hutch
ah dog gone words dance
across the screen 4u 2 glance
and envision this chap
to bow, wow and en-hance
springing sprightly
like a human lance
hoping nada
to get a rip in his pants
so...kick back n try
to comprehend this bard *** rants.
GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT QUEST
sprinkled e'er so lightly with ra asp pea common
snazzy, snarky, snaky
non constricting boa tock nickle terms.
akin to a termite ex
pending energy thru wood to bear
bore ring search for income quite
arduous, andslow as a bookworm
burrowing some great literary tome
back the day, the slogging chore
unsatisfactory, thus, soon tubby sue pine
wordsmith thought (in jest) to spruce quest per
my non-conformist
poetic je ne sais quois
x cell lent cover letter de jour
for hue to access and me to entertain
as a minimum less or more
and then...into circular
filing cabinet ye will store
this non-formal reap ply,
which email
will take an cyberspace tour.
pixar could nada pay enough
for this trainer
of apple chomping antz
so i wonder if any chance
whisker of employment
vis a vis thru
this contrived virtual
toy story qua ratatouille poetic brew
could materialize
into a likely chance
such an idea generates me
to shrek out with excite
ment and dance
just in case a glimmer
of some prospect exists
for self anointed bard,
one who dislikes formality
now presents his technical skills
which he hopes to enhance
p'raps e'en earn enough moolah
to sight see the arc d'triumph,
louvre, paris france
i offer the following poetic expression
for ye to take a glance
and mebbe help
this intuitive **** sapiens
per his income
to expand and en-hance
which byte size bit torrent humor
might Putsch chew in a permanent trance
after misinterpreting this mishmash
as some rave and rants
per even a part time need exists
please let me share
some positive stance
with subtle intent
to place me as worth hiring,
to sway some au currant
series electronic charge
and ideally affect hypnotic trance.
i betcha never chanced and to reddit
perhaps you espied a similar post elsewear
like this iambic pentameter electronic wire
from a boyish looking
blood muggle father although up in years
(whose nonpareil courage
to face Voldemort never does tire)
and two near grown girls,
would consider him a worthy hire
less so to rake in gobs of moolah,
but to satiate
this unquenchable hunger and thirst
for further (ahem)
bits of computer know how to acquire.
although this cover letter of sorts
conveys teensy weensy, itty bitty
byte size actual work experience
(per this older mist ta lives a boot
thirty plus miles
northwest of philadelphia city)
nonetheless, i hanker
(NOT to be confused with HACKER)
to employ my computer skills, plus bits of moxie
playing at nearby Roxy
burrow, which prompts the following ditty
to express interest to apply manual
and mental rooted tasks
ala computer trouble shooting
some ascribe passe or as nitty gritty
on a par with
the secret life of one walter mitty
whom destiny protected and took pity
merely meant to be silly
yet also an attempt to be witty.
yes no matter how many miles by car
(actually your company might be within
dead man walking distance)
this nectar savoring opportunity
would not be considered to far
to use my acumen and interest
and technologically spar
using graphical user interface programs
to get unstuck from virtual soiled feathery tar.
iambic pentameter might be a faux pas
and not traditional standard
genre for a cover letter
i see no reason with rhyme
why non-conformist modus vivendi
cannot serve as modality
communicate pursuit
as a computer repair technician go getter
which honest to stem -
a grounded confession
hopefully affects grim prospects against
other respondents at least a bit better.
this budding pure breed
mud half blood muggle prince
born (whom most think me
full o wart colored hogwash) - yea
truth seeker for employment
does reckon the following poetic way
devoid of employment vitae,
since that would show a dearth
yet decided to resort to verse
to induce a byte size mirth
of requisite (sought after)
technical flowery expertise,
i do possess the attributes well worth.
Feb 25, 2018
Feb 25, 2018 at 8:33 PM UTC
and long since abandoned suitably
casual to figuratively hack
an itch to be scratched, cuz social security -
social anxiety did high jack -
qualification to received unearned income,
boot aye and da missus lack
financial plenti tude, and oft times
scrounging along the scrim edge line of life
doth make me postulate to sever ties
with the living courtesy of a big mack
truck, but that induces immediate revulsion,
since that modus operandi
would leave a messy track
thus, the follow ah share
as this good humor man
feigns bing out ta whack!
sum *** pull cull me a schmart ants
e'en though i lack an iPhone,
five, but take
a fox trot ting pooch cha cha chance
at let mooch hutch
ah dog gone words dance
across the screen 4u 2 glance
and envision this chap
to bow, wow and en-hance
springing sprightly
like a human lance
hoping nada
to get a rip in his pants
so...kick back n try
to comprehend this bard *** rants.
GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT QUEST
sprinkled e'er so lightly with ra asp pea common
snazzy, snarky, snaky
non constricting boa tock nickle terms.
akin to a termite ex
pending energy thru wood to bear
bore ring search for income quite
arduous, andslow as a bookworm
burrowing some great literary tome
back the day, the slogging chore
unsatisfactory, thus, soon tubby sue pine
wordsmith thought (in jest) to spruce quest per
my non-conformist
poetic je ne sais quois
x cell lent cover letter de jour
for hue to access and me to entertain
as a minimum less or more
and then...into circular
filing cabinet ye will store
this non-formal reap ply,
which email
will take an cyberspace tour.
pixar could nada pay enough
for this trainer
of apple chomping antz
so i wonder if any chance
whisker of employment
vis a vis thru
this contrived virtual
toy story qua ratatouille poetic brew
could materialize
into a likely chance
such an idea generates me
to shrek out with excite
ment and dance
just in case a glimmer
of some prospect exists
for self anointed bard,
one who dislikes formality
now presents his technical skills
which he hopes to enhance
p'raps e'en earn enough moolah
to sight see the arc d'triumph,
louvre, paris france
i offer the following poetic expression
for ye to take a glance
and mebbe help
this intuitive **** sapiens
per his income
to expand and en-hance
which byte size bit torrent humor
might Putsch chew in a permanent trance
after misinterpreting this mishmash
as some rave and rants
per even a part time need exists
please let me share
some positive stance
with subtle intent
to place me as worth hiring,
to sway some au currant
series electronic charge
and ideally affect hypnotic trance.
i betcha never chanced and to reddit
perhaps you espied a similar post elsewear
like this iambic pentameter electronic wire
from a boyish looking
blood muggle father although up in years
(whose nonpareil courage
to face Voldemort never does tire)
and two near grown girls,
would consider him a worthy hire
less so to rake in gobs of moolah,
but to satiate
this unquenchable hunger and thirst
for further (ahem)
bits of computer know how to acquire.
although this cover letter of sorts
conveys teensy weensy, itty bitty
byte size actual work experience
(per this older mist ta lives a boot
thirty plus miles
northwest of philadelphia city)
nonetheless, i hanker
(NOT to be confused with HACKER)
to employ my computer skills, plus bits of moxie
playing at nearby Roxy
burrow, which prompts the following ditty
to express interest to apply manual
and mental rooted tasks
ala computer trouble shooting
some ascribe passe or as nitty gritty
on a par with
the secret life of one walter mitty
whom destiny protected and took pity
merely meant to be silly
yet also an attempt to be witty.
yes no matter how many miles by car
(actually your company might be within
dead man walking distance)
this nectar savoring opportunity
would not be considered to far
to use my acumen and interest
and technologically spar
using graphical user interface programs
to get unstuck from virtual soiled feathery tar.
iambic pentameter might be a faux pas
and not traditional standard
genre for a cover letter
i see no reason with rhyme
why non-conformist modus vivendi
cannot serve as modality
communicate pursuit
as a computer repair technician go getter
which honest to stem -
a grounded confession
hopefully affects grim prospects against
other respondents at least a bit better.
this budding pure breed
mud half blood muggle prince
born (whom most think me
full o wart colored hogwash) - yea
truth seeker for employment
does reckon the following poetic way
devoid of employment vitae,
since that would show a dearth
yet decided to resort to verse
to induce a byte size mirth
of requisite (sought after)
technical flowery expertise,
i do possess the attributes well worth.
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