If I had a car
I would want a’68 Ford Country Sedan
Big, huge, beastly
A masculine power fantasy
If I had a motorcycle
My fishnet legs would look so hot
Draped either side of its seat
And a highway to myself
If I had boat
I could go out
And I could float
On the water, on the lake
If I had a car,
If I had a motorcycle,
If I had a boat,
I would have a lot and lot and lot of debt
Feb 22, 2018
Feb 22, 2018 at 4:03 AM UTC
If I had a car
I would want a’68 Ford Country Sedan
Big, huge, beastly
A masculine power fantasy
If I had a motorcycle
My fishnet legs would look so hot
Draped either side of its seat
And a highway to myself
If I had boat
I could go out
And I could float
On the water, on the lake
If I had a car,
If I had a motorcycle,
If I had a boat,
I would have a lot and lot and lot of debt
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