Hello Poetry
Submit your work and get some sparkles! Create free account
Thy hero is kinda sleepy While the beast feasting upon his city The people's pressure, however, forces the hero to his duty. The hero, tiredly, puts on his blue jacket And grabs his mighty plastic sword Facing the beast, slightly bored "Shucks", says the sleepy hero "I forgot to put the toilet seat down" As he walks to the bathroom, sleepy hero then says, "Yo, I could go for a snickers right about now" As the beast makes havoc among the kitchen. The beast then questions the hero, "Can I watch some Teletubbies Pa?" The hero nods valiantly accompanied with a thumbs up sign.
0
Feb 17, 2018
Feb 17, 2018 at 4:20 PM UTC
Sleeping Hero with a Blue Jacket
Thy hero is kinda sleepy While the beast feasting upon his city The people's pressure, however, forces the hero to his duty. The hero, tiredly, puts on his blue jacket And grabs his mighty plastic sword Facing the beast, slightly bored "Shucks", says the sleepy hero "I forgot to put the toilet seat down" As he walks to the bathroom, sleepy hero then says, "Yo, I could go for a snickers right about now" As the beast makes havoc among the kitchen. The beast then questions the hero, "Can I watch some Teletubbies Pa?" The hero nods valiantly accompanied with a thumbs up sign.
Written by
15/M/Plano
Feb 17, 2018
Feb 17, 2018 at 4:20 PM UTC
Request permission to use this poem