Never trust a man who tells you he has never measured his *****

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FraisDeLaFerme

Haha and all of our insecurities have surfaced with a single poem :)

James_

Guilty...more than once.  Funny stuff. Kind of the theme of the day.

laurajessica

johnny-noiπ

why tf not!!!! that's not even a thing. who measures their penis?

lashingstars

or was this the example of an whores "poem" ... hence ... my marks ... an so called woman that cares about the size of an mans penis has no to right writing poetry in our opinion ... hurry quick ... detele diss ...

removed.ConcretePoet

I've had women measure it back in the day.
I never have because of that fact.
;)

dr-peter-lim

not universal---narcissism is not to be encouraged. Doesn't the male know that it's THE SAME OLD THING--NOT QUITE PRETTY?

toreinss-pinwinkel-iii

Well according to my ex-wife I have 12 inches folded over.  LOL
A joke........ the man says "hey when am I gonna see some new pussy around here?"  His girlfriend says "You grow two new inches of dick and you'll see some new pussy!"

removed.-gscn

Lol
I never did coz I just know I don&#8217;t need to.