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Do you know what we men love, ladies? We love the raisins in our apple pie when we just want apple pie We love the broccoli in every dish how you beg 'just give it a try!' We love the fortune in toiletries so there's no room for our combs perfumes, shampoos and body creams blow dryers, curlers and foams We love how you sneak to the bathroom just prior to us awaking we plea for you to hurry as our bladders are sorely aching We love to join you shopping and discuss the cashier's hair and if we happen to like it do we tell you...do we dare? but most of all we love you for the biggest, most valuable perk is the motivation you provide to get our ***** off to work!
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Jan 13, 2018
Jan 13, 2018 at 1:41 PM UTC
About Men 2 (In response to Crazy Diamond Kristy's 'About Women' )
Do you know what we men love, ladies? We love the raisins in our apple pie when we just want apple pie We love the broccoli in every dish how you beg 'just give it a try!' We love the fortune in toiletries so there's no room for our combs perfumes, shampoos and body creams blow dryers, curlers and foams We love how you sneak to the bathroom just prior to us awaking we plea for you to hurry as our bladders are sorely aching We love to join you shopping and discuss the cashier's hair and if we happen to like it do we tell you...do we dare? but most of all we love you for the biggest, most valuable perk is the motivation you provide to get our ***** off to work!
all in fun! Oops...I hadn't even realized that CDK was responding to another 'About Men'...that'll teach me to read the notes!! LOL
RoyDeckard
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Jan 13, 2018
Jan 13, 2018 at 1:41 PM UTC
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