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Took a time machine back in time And found that ****** Adolf.   I found him while he was young And almost defenseless. I knocked him off his mother's chest As he breastfed the way he did... Milk and tears dripped off his chin- And there was more to *** Off his chin. I dragged him away by his arms and swung him Around and around. I bet you wish I'd have let go And sent little baby Adolf soaring. I didn't though. I brought him back to 2012 And sold him to Fox News. DNA tests confirmed my fortune. And for the first time in history, Mankind had Hanged a baby Live on public television.
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Sep 2, 2012
Sep 2, 2012 at 6:12 AM UTC
Patriotic Wet Dream
Took a time machine back in time And found that ****** Adolf.   I found him while he was young And almost defenseless. I knocked him off his mother's chest As he breastfed the way he did... Milk and tears dripped off his chin- And there was more to *** Off his chin. I dragged him away by his arms and swung him Around and around. I bet you wish I'd have let go And sent little baby Adolf soaring. I didn't though. I brought him back to 2012 And sold him to Fox News. DNA tests confirmed my fortune. And for the first time in history, Mankind had Hanged a baby Live on public television.
lol... this is awful btw ~ THANKS for telling me I spelled ADOLF wrong. Correction has been made...
auroleus
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Sep 2, 2012
Sep 2, 2012 at 6:12 AM UTC
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