A vampire woman, from Zanzibar
sold BJ's from out, of her car
never repeats
john's jumpin the seats
as her teeth, were too long, by far

TemporalFugue

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TS_Poetry

:)
She only came out at night you see
And was off the forbidden streets by three
Lived in a pine box
Liked biting on Cox
And would even give them out for free

Now I know why you don&#8217;t like vampires...

TravelerTim

:D
Oh my how rude
Vampire lives
Matter Too!!!

kim-johanna-baker

I am so thick TF.. sat her for a minute thinking what is BJ short for.. then just laughed out loud!.. can't write my little rhyme too crude!... tyfs..kimx