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I also want to be able to grow a greyish beard and appear more good-looking than I ever was in my early 20s.

Zarain

Metoo

:D 
The beard hides the blemishes
The gym repairs the rest
Even a stick man
Must look his best!

Being better looking isn't the only thing that improves as we silver foxes mature :)
PPx

You...my lady Precipatation have no need of a beard.