My Abandonment Issues cordially invite your Abandonment Issues to usurp their lack-of-shit-togetherness with a fusion of festivities!
What: A.I. Fusion Fest
Where: Sunny Padded Land
When: Now - You Can Never Leave
Activities Include:
- Acro Yoga
- Tandem Biking
- Graffiti Affirmation Wall
- Cuddle Puddle Grotto
- Synchronized Trust-Falls
- Sock Puppet Heart-to-Hearts
- Fear Archery w/ Custom Targets
Don’t miss the main event!
Three-Legged Race
Utilizing all the greatest affixing technologies (including, but not limited to: rope, Duct Tape, Super Glue, Gorilla Glue, wet cement, bungees, resistance bands and all variety of ******* the race will begin by the Fountain of Unknowns, ascend over Mount Paranoiac and finish down in the Valley of Chillax AF, where there will be infinite punch and pie.
No need to RSVP. You’re coming.
:)
Dec 5, 2017
Dec 5, 2017 at 12:35 PM UTC
My Abandonment Issues cordially invite your Abandonment Issues to usurp their lack-of-shit-togetherness with a fusion of festivities!
What: A.I. Fusion Fest
Where: Sunny Padded Land
When: Now - You Can Never Leave
Activities Include:
- Acro Yoga
- Tandem Biking
- Graffiti Affirmation Wall
- Cuddle Puddle Grotto
- Synchronized Trust-Falls
- Sock Puppet Heart-to-Hearts
- Fear Archery w/ Custom Targets
Don’t miss the main event!
Three-Legged Race
Utilizing all the greatest affixing technologies (including, but not limited to: rope, Duct Tape, Super Glue, Gorilla Glue, wet cement, bungees, resistance bands and all variety of ******* the race will begin by the Fountain of Unknowns, ascend over Mount Paranoiac and finish down in the Valley of Chillax AF, where there will be infinite punch and pie.
No need to RSVP. You’re coming.
:)
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