Don't hang hangers, from the sprinklers
don't put your fingers, into sockets
no hamsters in the microwaves
no used gum, into your pockets
Don't leave the milk on the counter
leftovers, throw out, after four days
keep your face off of the copier
don't use, expired, mayonnaise
So many do's and don'ts
mostly, they're man-made
as nature tries to **** us
providing no, band-aids
Nov 20, 2017
Nov 20, 2017 at 9:12 AM UTC
Don't hang hangers, from the sprinklers
don't put your fingers, into sockets
no hamsters in the microwaves
no used gum, into your pockets
Don't leave the milk on the counter
leftovers, throw out, after four days
keep your face off of the copier
don't use, expired, mayonnaise
So many do's and don'ts
mostly, they're man-made
as nature tries to **** us
providing no, band-aids
Take a look around, somewhere, close, there will be a warning that was motivated by the bean counters to insure that stupid people can't sue them :/
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