My name is not Matthew,
I'm not Thomas but take a little bit of me.
My name is not Andrew,
I'm not Peter, but give a little back please.
My name is not Bartholomew,
I'm not Jude; Philip always insisted but he was rude.
My name is not James
and I could care less 'cause I heard Matthias was a mouse.
Andrew couldn't give a **** though he didn't mean to curse.
John told me that Simon said Peter was sorry.
Jul 8, 2012
Jul 8, 2012 at 4:05 AM UTC
My name is not Matthew,
I'm not Thomas but take a little bit of me.
My name is not Andrew,
I'm not Peter, but give a little back please.
My name is not Bartholomew,
I'm not Jude; Philip always insisted but he was rude.
My name is not James
and I could care less 'cause I heard Matthias was a mouse.
Andrew couldn't give a **** though he didn't mean to curse.
John told me that Simon said Peter was sorry.
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