I bought a new ride, the other day
hell are the payments, but what the hey
took baby out for a spin, and a cruise
thinking myself, what the hell can I lose
Picked up my buds, couple a friends
got us some brew, this badly portends
we took it too really bad places in town
scraping the curb, sideswiping a clown
The paint, it was scratched, bumper gone missing
the carpet in back, someone's been *******
windows are cracked, that clown throwing bricks
with large payment looming, no quick easy fix
The ashtray was full, of Mary J butts
the dents were many, the tires were cut
I parked it downtown, it got tore all to hell
the insurance, paid out, so all, ended well
Oct 5, 2017
Oct 5, 2017 at 8:21 AM UTC
I bought a new ride, the other day
hell are the payments, but what the hey
took baby out for a spin, and a cruise
thinking myself, what the hell can I lose
Picked up my buds, couple a friends
got us some brew, this badly portends
we took it too really bad places in town
scraping the curb, sideswiping a clown
The paint, it was scratched, bumper gone missing
the carpet in back, someone's been *******
windows are cracked, that clown throwing bricks
with large payment looming, no quick easy fix
The ashtray was full, of Mary J butts
the dents were many, the tires were cut
I parked it downtown, it got tore all to hell
the insurance, paid out, so all, ended well
