If I were, a warlock
I'd need a witch with me
a *** for my potions
and mermaids, by the sea
some villagers, nearby
with warts, and phlegm, to spare
spells that are my pride
an elm, and willow, pear
We'll live as best we can
till the inquisition arrives
making sure my witchie wife
gets on her broom, and flies
Escaping to the wilderness
we'll set up our abode
without the persecution
of men, I've turned
into a toad
Oct 3, 2017
Oct 3, 2017 at 8:37 AM UTC
If I were, a warlock
I'd need a witch with me
a *** for my potions
and mermaids, by the sea
some villagers, nearby
with warts, and phlegm, to spare
spells that are my pride
an elm, and willow, pear
We'll live as best we can
till the inquisition arrives
making sure my witchie wife
gets on her broom, and flies
Escaping to the wilderness
we'll set up our abode
without the persecution
of men, I've turned
into a toad
It's that season! ;D
