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My name is Adam I’m intelligent and handsome and modest 6”4 your type on paper I can reach the shelves you can’t I’m just a normal guy I wear the trousers I’m the type to take you to the zoo I also have one tattoo I’m like Marmite keep your expectations low Open-minded no Tories I can’t promise anything but I did something funny once I’m very laid back swipe right if you don’t eat the pizza crusts I’m always up for a good time I’m an all-round average guy and a part-time Taylor Swift tribute act I’ll tell you how it is some people call me a hero what more could you want?
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Sep 7, 2017
Sep 7, 2017 at 6:31 PM UTC
Found: My name is Adam
My name is Adam I’m intelligent and handsome and modest 6”4 your type on paper I can reach the shelves you can’t I’m just a normal guy I wear the trousers I’m the type to take you to the zoo I also have one tattoo I’m like Marmite keep your expectations low Open-minded no Tories I can’t promise anything but I did something funny once I’m very laid back swipe right if you don’t eat the pizza crusts I’m always up for a good time I’m an all-round average guy and a part-time Taylor Swift tribute act I’ll tell you how it is some people call me a hero what more could you want?
this is a found poem and the product of me getting bored and swiping through men on tinder...
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Sep 7, 2017
Sep 7, 2017 at 6:31 PM UTC
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