I keep my yard, without the weeds
mowed and edged, every weekend
I fertilize, and my grass I feed
my lawn, I care, and tend
I keep my house, neat, and clean
I do the same with my PC, and files
I keep my mailbox shiny, just like my screen
it's clutter, I revile
I run cleaners and, I defrag
to insure I don't have stray bits, or bytes
I never let cookies, raise a danger flag
malware, and virus', I'll forever fight
But **** it all to hell
and shoot me in the head
it drives me up the wall
HP won't let me **** my words
that were better off
unsaid
Sep 1, 2017
Sep 1, 2017 at 10:46 AM UTC
I keep my yard, without the weeds
mowed and edged, every weekend
I fertilize, and my grass I feed
my lawn, I care, and tend
I keep my house, neat, and clean
I do the same with my PC, and files
I keep my mailbox shiny, just like my screen
it's clutter, I revile
I run cleaners and, I defrag
to insure I don't have stray bits, or bytes
I never let cookies, raise a danger flag
malware, and virus', I'll forever fight
But **** it all to hell
and shoot me in the head
it drives me up the wall
HP won't let me **** my words
that were better off
unsaid
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