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I laugh     when I hear conservatives talk about, the sanctity of marriage, and No Adam and Steve,         when I couldnt count                 the number   of extramarital indiscretions         committed by them, if I was a centipede,       with five toes on each leg.              I laugh         when I hear progressives talk about Conservative fear mongerin tactics. Have you seen any of these anti cigarette comercials lately? Who thought it would be a good Idea to put a ****** arterial cleanin surgery video on Comedy Central?  :)      I laugh when I hear conservatives say they are going to do everythin possible to keep Obama from servin a second term... and yet they nominate Mitt Romney as their man to do it. Who's gonna vote for a robot? :p     I laugh when I hear progressives call conservatives nazi's, and then tell me I shouldn't be     doin this,                or that, or I should belive in somethin I can't see... like change. :D Vote Ron Paul! because those other douchbags don't know what they're talkin about.
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Jun 17, 2012
Jun 17, 2012 at 5:23 AM UTC
Political Contradictions
I laugh     when I hear conservatives talk about, the sanctity of marriage, and No Adam and Steve,         when I couldnt count                 the number   of extramarital indiscretions         committed by them, if I was a centipede,       with five toes on each leg.              I laugh         when I hear progressives talk about Conservative fear mongerin tactics. Have you seen any of these anti cigarette comercials lately? Who thought it would be a good Idea to put a ****** arterial cleanin surgery video on Comedy Central?  :)      I laugh when I hear conservatives say they are going to do everythin possible to keep Obama from servin a second term... and yet they nominate Mitt Romney as their man to do it. Who's gonna vote for a robot? :p     I laugh when I hear progressives call conservatives nazi's, and then tell me I shouldn't be     doin this,                or that, or I should belive in somethin I can't see... like change. :D Vote Ron Paul! because those other douchbags don't know what they're talkin about.
Give me liberty or give me a BJ.  ;)
henry-daniels
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Jun 17, 2012
Jun 17, 2012 at 5:23 AM UTC
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