Humphy dumphy ************
weak dragging, ******** ******** trucker
**** muffin, lined with ****** butter
stupid ******* weak-assed, ******* cutter
Lame ol, stinkin, piece of ****
ganky nasty, rubber ****
******* idiot, lame brained, twit
*** biscuit, putrid, ***** ditz
******* ***** and ******* tool
is that *** or is that drool?
**** wipe, and *** ******* fool
brain dipped, at low end, of the pool
So many ways to align a slur
**** ******* this, or a-fuckin sure
munchin his, or her own, fur
I'm just a swearing, connoisseur
I have swore more, than ever written down
words and more, a high pitched sound
a scream, a yell, and finger high
you know the gist, to you, from I
Aug 22, 2017
Aug 22, 2017 at 2:56 PM UTC
Humphy dumphy ************
weak dragging, ******** ******** trucker
**** muffin, lined with ****** butter
stupid ******* weak-assed, ******* cutter
Lame ol, stinkin, piece of ****
ganky nasty, rubber ****
******* idiot, lame brained, twit
*** biscuit, putrid, ***** ditz
******* ***** and ******* tool
is that *** or is that drool?
**** wipe, and *** ******* fool
brain dipped, at low end, of the pool
So many ways to align a slur
**** ******* this, or a-fuckin sure
munchin his, or her own, fur
I'm just a swearing, connoisseur
I have swore more, than ever written down
words and more, a high pitched sound
a scream, a yell, and finger high
you know the gist, to you, from I
Liked my note so much, I put it in the poem ROFL
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