There’s a man that works next door
We all find him such a bore
He’s ignorant beyond compare
For business he thinks he’s got flair
His ego’s always self-inflated
He has no idea how much he’s hated
He’s a diver, he’s a ducker
He’s a full time big star-fucker
To see his name in print
Would please him beyond measure
But I think he’s a prat
So I won’t give him the pleasure
Jun 13, 2012
Jun 13, 2012 at 11:02 AM UTC
There’s a man that works next door
We all find him such a bore
He’s ignorant beyond compare
For business he thinks he’s got flair
His ego’s always self-inflated
He has no idea how much he’s hated
He’s a diver, he’s a ducker
He’s a full time big star-fucker
To see his name in print
Would please him beyond measure
But I think he’s a prat
So I won’t give him the pleasure