of pre-recordings asking me
to STOP WHAT I'M DOING to hear
some uber-important message
like I owe some cookie-cut IVR fuckbot
my undivided attention, like whoooaa
HOLD. UP. let me sit-the-fuck-down
with a hot spot o' tea, bobber nodding
do tell, do tell... mmm, you don't say?!
you've got to be ******** me
how the **** these went through
an actual marketing department
not manned by evil narcissist toolfucks
oh, wait...
Aug 16, 2017
Aug 16, 2017 at 7:48 PM UTC
of pre-recordings asking me
to STOP WHAT I'M DOING to hear
some uber-important message
like I owe some cookie-cut IVR fuckbot
my undivided attention, like whoooaa
HOLD. UP. let me sit-the-fuck-down
with a hot spot o' tea, bobber nodding
do tell, do tell... mmm, you don't say?!
you've got to be ******** me
how the **** these went through
an actual marketing department
not manned by evil narcissist toolfucks
oh, wait...
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